{"id":32,"date":"2008-04-06T00:29:52","date_gmt":"2008-04-06T06:29:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.bigmert.com\/?p=32"},"modified":"2008-06-08T16:38:35","modified_gmt":"2008-06-08T22:38:35","slug":"does-this-make-me-white-trash","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bigmert.com\/?p=32","title":{"rendered":"Does this make me white trash?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My schedule for the weekend:<br \/>\n<!--more--><br \/>\nFriday after work: Went to the bowling alley.  Participated in cosmic bowling.<\/p>\n<p>Saturday morning: Went to the bowling alley.  Watched Mikey pre-bowl for league.<\/p>\n<p>Saturday, 6:30: Went to the bowling alley.  Participated in league bowling.<\/p>\n<p>Saturday, 9:30: Drove from one bowling alley to another.  Watched some cosmic bowling.<\/p>\n<p>I feel as though I&#8217;ve spent a few too many of the last 36 hours at bowling alleys&#8230;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My schedule for the weekend:<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-32","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-no-pictures"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bigmert.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/32","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bigmert.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bigmert.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bigmert.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bigmert.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=32"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bigmert.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/32\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bigmert.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=32"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bigmert.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=32"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bigmert.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=32"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}